Terms of Service
Blah, blah, blah. I guess lawyers and 'disclaimers' are necessary evils. I don't like having this droll, immensely boring stuff on my otherwise phenomenal real estate website. However, since I don't rule the world (*yet*) then I will make the stuffy guys in the suits happy by posting what you're about to start reading and will never finish...here goes nuthin'!
Any person accessing this site agrees to the following:
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That Chip Franks is, by all accounts, an all-around good guy.
Users may not use language that is viewed as discriminatory, threatening, abusive, vulgar, discourteous or criminal. Users also may not post or transmit information or materials that would violate rights of any third party or which contains a virus or other harmful component. We also strongly discourage the usage of tele-prompters for everyday conversation with others.
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That Star Wars, especially the earlier films, are far superior to the Star Trek television shows and movies. Note: at the time of this writing, the new J. Abrams-helmed Star Trek has yet to hit the silver screen.
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Under no circumstances, including but not limited to negligence, will The Real Estate MarketPlace be liable for special or consequential damages that result from the use or inability to use the materials in this site. In no event shall The Real Estate MarketPlace's liability to a user for any loss, damage or claim exceed the amount paid by the user for accessing this site. In addition, The Real Estate MarketPlace takes no blame for ugly babies, evil third world dictators, or hurricanes that happen to hit the Gulf Coast--as those are strictly caused by George W. Bush.
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This agreement is effective until terminated by either party. You may terminate this agreement at any time by discontinuing your use of this site and destroying all materials obtained from it. Then use a common bathroom towel as a super hero cape and pretend you are flying around your humble home. It works for me.
